lindsaylohanthony: “Shine your shoes, wipe your… face”
twofacedfaces: me if i ever have a child
sex-with-cats: writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
me: omg did i reply too fast
me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
bagelchips: shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
izzichi: tltty: #hashtag? I prefer #hashbrown I prefer #hashslingingslasher
parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
friends: omg you are soooo pretty
boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
The best part of summer is that you dont even care...
splinteryourspine: splinteryourspine: I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG